Running Quotes Funny Sayings to Stay Motivated

Seeking a few running quotes funny sayings can definitely keep you in the right mood. Welcome to RunDreamAchieve. I am glad you have made it here.

We all need to keep our sense of humor when it comes to running. Athletes spend a great deal of time and energy preparing for their races. So, sometimes some down time and having a few laughs is a good thing.
“May the course be with you”

“I love your stamina, call me”

“Running is similar to a warm up of coffee…I am much more nice after I have had a cup”

“Run like there is a hot gal in front of you and a creepy one behind you”

“Running may not solve your issues…but neither will housework”

“Don’t be in an idiot in the first half of the race and a wimp in the second half” – Scott Douglas

“Have fun and smile. Remember, you paid to run this race”

What are Good Running Quotes?

“Runners don’t perish. They only smell like they do” – Spectator sign

“Running 60 minutes a day adds a decade to your life. Unfortunately, you spend that time running”

“I didn’t put in all those miles all that time just to come to the race and get it over with as quickly as I could” – John Bingham

“If I am found on the ground, just drag me to the finish line” – Racer T-shirt

“If you are running on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes…we are racing” – E-card

“Please excuse my atrocious faces that I make and create while running” – Runner T-shirt

I social distance….from my competitors” – RunDreamAchieve T-shirt

It is mean to count competitors as you pass them…out loud” – Adidas

“Running: It is cheaper than therapy” – Runner T-shirt

More Funny Running Sayings

Below are few more funny running quotes…

“If you have never had a sh*tty day running, you are more than likely doing it wrong. Have you ever had a great day running? If so, you are certainly doing it all wrong” – Mark Remy, running author

“This is a lot of work for a free banana” – Runner sign

“I run and compete because punching people is seen as mean” – seen on a T-shirt

“For an athlete who runs most of the time, I still have the unique ability to make it look like the first time”

“Slower runners make elites look legit. You are welcome” – T-shirt

“If you see me running, you had better get to stepping cause something is chasing me too”

“There is no step two when it comes to running a marathon. Run, that is the only step” – Barney Stinson

More Running Quotes

“I’m only running this race so I can post about it on social media” – t-shirt quote

“Any lunatic can go out and run, but it takes an extra special idiot to compete in a marathon”

“Running makes me feel more hesitant to have a strong desire to kill someone”

“Marathoners: Life is relatively easy. I need to find a way to make it much much harder.”
-Glennon Doyle, author

“I would sooner be prime minister of the moon than run another marathon. I’ve been really lucky. I didn’t have any toenails fall off or anything disgusting like that. I still have all three nipples.”
– Ryan Reynolds, actor

Closing Thoughts

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